No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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