Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I know her cup size but not her name....
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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