I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
send nudes
from the living room?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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