yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
