And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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