Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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