How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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