I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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