Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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