need another drink. this is the easiest way
i just wanna soil my oats bro
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
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this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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