Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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