Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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