turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i've created a new STD.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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