All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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