brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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