I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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