If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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