Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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