I'm gonna have a badass scar
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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