chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
