respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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