Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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