I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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