So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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