I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
...so i touched it.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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