I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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