He had one of those small greek statue penises
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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