do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
did i walk over a car last night?
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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