Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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