I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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