U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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