At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Shame - the story of my life.
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