FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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