Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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