everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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