doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
where are my eyebrows?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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