he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
my shit smells like andre
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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