Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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