I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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