I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i out mim tonsoeep
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