I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
