Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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