Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
she peed on how many people?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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