Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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