My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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