i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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