Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
3pm strippers are depressing
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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