Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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