Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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