does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright