the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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