why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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