: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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